Planetfall (funny)

Someone provided me this as their description of what models they were taking in the Sorylian faction for a game of planetfall.

It made me laugh, and hopefully if you play Planetfall (or any other game it might make you laugh as well!)


Nor’Bar’Ro = Big Brainy Shooty Dinosaur

Jol’Tak = Command Bathtub

Huk’Vok’Ka = Big Walker
Huk’Ka = Big Walker with Big Gun

Bor’Ka = Medium and Pointless F*****g Walker
Sor’Ka= Bestest Anti Tank Walker in the game
Ja’Gor = Little Walker

Bol’Vuk’Ra = Bathtub
Bol’Vak = Hover Bus
Ka’Kun = Jetbikes

Jyal’Ro Power-Creep ‘Mech of Doom
Samaru = Filler unit for the Power-Creep ‘Mech of Doom

Kul’Vok = Saurus
Mul’Kat = Skinks
Ro’Mul’Kat = Old Blood

Jor’Mar’Ta = Pointless Plane
Mak’Kun = Super-Pointless Plane

Sar’Mak = Bestest Plane Ever!!!!11!!!!!
Vro’Mak = Almost the Bestest Plane Ever!!one!11!

Yok’Ta = Vidr…varder….vaydro…..Vaydrith Big Tank
Nuk-Su = Vidr…varder….vaydro…..Vaydrith Little Tank